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'Why would I want to smell like Germany?'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Plant Lady

Felix Mendelssohn

"I come here for the pepper."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"House red, sir?"

The Music Lover.

Old pumpkin spice

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Anton Bruckner.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"The groomer used too much product."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

Benjamin Britten.