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"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Felix Mendelssohn

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Binge Watch

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Plasmas.

'Lost Diary'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

The Music Lover.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Cool game!"

Mind control

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

Justice for a heckler.

Anton Bruckner.

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"She died doing what she loved."