Studio Savant Gifts

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Felix Mendelssohn

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

Christopher Nolan caricature

'Lost Diary'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Plasmas.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

The Music Lover.

"God, I love this show!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Justice for a heckler.

Mind control

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"Cool game!"

Anton Bruckner.

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.