Cinema Savant Gifts

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

Movie Marquee says: 'That Movie With That Guy In It, You Know, That Guy!'

Christopher Nolan caricature

Felix Mendelssohn

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

TV-Man

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"God, I love this show!"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

Mind control

Anton Bruckner.

"Cool game!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Benjamin Britten

"She died doing what she loved."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Ludwig van Beethoven