Series Savant Gifts

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Felix Mendelssohn

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Sir Edward Elgar

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Sergei Prokofiev.

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Vitamin D

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Benjamin Britten.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Subtitle: Woof.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'