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Community Center. Getting Organized Classes. Schedule. The problem is every time I write down the time and place, I lose the little scrap of paper.

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Time Clock

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!