Schedule Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'I posted your schedule.'

Functional calendars

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

I want to develop a routine. It'll make me more interesting. How so? A person who regularly does the same things at the same time is boring. Either that, or he's establishing an alibi to cover for nefarious deeds he's controlling from a distance using apps on a disposable smart phone. I bet you're wondering what my other hand's doing under this table right now. Never say that sentence again in life.

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

Time Clock

'I've a feeling it's going to be one of those days.'

'Can I trade you the 3pm to 4pm shift playing with the kids for the 6pm greeting of Master?'

'Radke, I understand you're good at managing time.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Can that be right?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Romantic Coffee Dates

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Life Tetris

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

Big Ben