Schedule Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'I posted your schedule.'

Functional calendars

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

Time Clock

'I've a feeling it's going to be one of those days.'

'Can I trade you the 3pm to 4pm shift playing with the kids for the 6pm greeting of Master?'

'Radke, I understand you're good at managing time.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Can that be right?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Romantic Coffee Dates

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Big Ben

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Life Tetris

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Clock in, Clock out.