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"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Can that be right?"

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Time Clock

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

Romantic Coffee Dates

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Life Tetris

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Musical Mestizo.

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'I've got a tight schedule.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."