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Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.

Domino Toppling Championship

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Six jazz instruments.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Nick Cave

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

Fresh fish

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Time Clock

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Bob Monkhouse

Guitar Hero.

How hit songs get their names

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Music has doubled my income..."