Line-up Enthusiast Pillows

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.

Domino Toppling Championship

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Six jazz instruments.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Time Clock

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Guitar Hero.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I Love U2."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

The Dogs... 'On lead.'