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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Trump! The Musical

Six jazz instruments.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Home school marching band"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Tom Cruise

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Guitar Hero.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"