Band Name Enthusiast T-Shirts

Corporate Cat Power

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Trump! The Musical

Jarvis Cocker

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Six jazz instruments.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Nick Cave

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Tom Cruise

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Home school marching band"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

How hit songs get their names

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Guitar Hero.