Schedule Strategists Gifts

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Am I the first one here?'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"