Schedule Specialists Gifts

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."