Scheduling Coordinator Gifts

"O.K.! See you Monday at eight, seven central."

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

How time can get away from you.

'Wednesday works for me. Can I pencil you in for Wednesday?'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

'Am I the first one here?'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Ever Given

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds