Schedulers Gifts

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"You keep impeccable time."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."