Digital Scheduler Gifts

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Sign of the times, Sidney!

"Mine works flexitime too"

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

'You got sticky notes.'

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

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'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"You're grounded until you clean up that desktop!"

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

'Is whenever I damn please good for you?'

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

God's Appointment Calendar

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'