'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'
Universal Scheduler Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for the universal scheduler in your life? Our collection blends practicality with personality, featuring clever designs that make planning fun. Whether they’re a busy professional, a multitasking parent, or a detail-loving student, our items bring humor and style to their daily routines. Celebrate their love of organization with our witty mugs, quirky t-shirts, cozy pillows, and inspiring prints. Make their scheduling rituals more enjoyable and help them stay on top of everything with a touch of charm.
'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'
Danger Slow Sand.
‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'
'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'
"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."
'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'
God's Sticky Notes
"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."
'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'
"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"
Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.
'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'
"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."
"Mine works flexitime too"
"Your ten o'clock is here."
'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'
Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!
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"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."
Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?
"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."
"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."
Running out of time
'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'
God's Appointment Calendar
'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'
'Is whenever I damn please good for you?'
"Could we meet one-to-one?"
Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.
"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."
'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'
"Miss Collins, cancel all my meetings and appointments until further notice!"
"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"
'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'
Universal Scheduler Gifts Collection
Universal Scheduler Mugs
Explore our full range of products for the ultimate scheduler, starting with witty mugs that make every morning a little brighter.
Universal Scheduler Pillows
Discover cozy accessories for the order-loving friend with our fun and quirky pillows that add personality and comfort to any space.
Universal Scheduler Prints
Motivate and inspire with our creative prints, ideal for those who love to keep their lives beautifully organized and visually stimulating.
Universal Scheduler T-Shirts
Find the perfect gift for the planner in your life with our humorous and stylish t-shirts designed for that organized soul.