Scheduler Supreme Gifts

"It's finally happened, Mr Cramer. 'They' are here to use you."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Am I the first one here?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"Help! Set me free!"

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Mine works flexitime too"

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

'Well I could fit you in at two fifteen for some affectionate conversation, how does your day look?'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

'It's the only way I can get to see you.'

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

"Aaack! How did an unscheduled hour get on your calendar? This will not look good on your college application."

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

God's Appointment Calendar