Over-scheduler Gifts

"That's odd! Having a myocardial infarction wasn't even ON his 'to do' list!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Death Boss

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

'When would work for you?'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Dunhomin"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

'Well I could fit you in at two fifteen for some affectionate conversation, how does your day look?'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

In Tray - Out Tray (on Fire)

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"