The Ultimate Over-scheduler Gifts

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Working hours.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Travelogue

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'When would work for you?'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Dunhomin"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"No, you can't see Mr. Smith without an appointment! But I can make you an appointment to make an appointment!"

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

'Well I could fit you in at two fifteen for some affectionate conversation, how does your day look?'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"