Appointment Scheduler Extraordinaire Gifts

"No, you can't see Mr. Smith without an appointment! But I can make you an appointment to make an appointment!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Travelogue

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Hair Traffic control.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Lost Diary'

'When would work for you?'

'Is he expecting you?'

Outstanding Time Management

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

'Well I could fit you in at two fifteen for some affectionate conversation, how does your day look?'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'