Appointment Juggler Gifts

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Late/Too Late.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.