Appointment Juggler Gifts

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

Our constant rescheduling of your stress test was the first part of the stress test.

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Late/Too Late.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'