Supernatural Scheduler Gifts

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Late BroomStick

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

He looks so natural lying there...

The Adventures of God

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Danger Slow Sand.

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's just a tree."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Get a tomb!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Route 666

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"