Whimsical Scheduler Gifts

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

God's Sticky Notes

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Shop for cats

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

Fly-drive

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."