Romantic Scheduler Gifts

"Do we have an appointment for mad unbridled sex about now?"

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You complete me, Barbara."

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

How to feel confident in love & war

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

Valentine Comix

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Mine works flexitime too"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent