Romantic Scheduler Mugs

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Do we have an appointment for mad unbridled sex about now?"

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"You complete me, Barbara."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

How to feel confident in love & war

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Mine works flexitime too"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Valentine Comix

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."