'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'
Scheduler Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor with mugs that celebrate their scheduling mastery. Perfect for the diligent planner who loves a laugh with their morning coffee.
"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."
'I've got a huge backlog right now.'
"Could we meet one-to-one?"
"Your ten o'clock is here."
Running out of time
'Yes, Mr. Peanuckle is expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he'll be with you within the next six to eight hours.'
Danger Slow Sand.
'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'
"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."
"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."
"Hi Kitty. Yeah, we don't have a trip for you, but do you mind running to the store and grabbing us some ice cream?"
'The perfect week for my vacation. Enough work to insure I'll be missed, but not so much that I'll be overwhelmed in my post-vacation funk.'
‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'
'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'
'Pencil in 5 minutes each for the rest of them and one hour for Happy.'
"Miss Collins, cancel all my meetings and appointments until further notice!"
"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"
"I can't squeeze in a rescue this week. How does next week look for you?"
Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?
The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00.
"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."
"This is so annoying. Lance was supposed to meet me at 7 a.m. ... or was it 6?" The second robin of spring
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."
"You keep impeccable time."
"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'
God's Sticky Notes
'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'
Time Clock
If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."
Scheduler Mugs Collection
Scheduler Pillows
Browse our pillows collection featuring fun designs that celebrate the art of planning and organization.
Scheduler Prints
Discover prints that humorously highlight the importance of a good schedule, perfect for decorating a workspace or home.
Scheduler T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that blend humor and professionalism, ideal for anyone who takes pride in their scheduling skills.