Supernatural Scheduler Pillows

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Ghost School.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

He looks so natural lying there...

The Adventures of God

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Danger Slow Sand.

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"