Heavenly Scheduler Pillows

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

'When would work for you?'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Mine works flexitime too"

"First, I storyboarded it."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

'Well I could fit you in at two fifteen for some affectionate conversation, how does your day look?'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

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"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

Running out of time

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

God's Appointment Calendar

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

"Could we meet one-to-one?"

Angel with money - "I didn't take it with me.. I had it sent on ahead."

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'