Master Scheduler Gifts

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Am I the first one here?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Is he expecting you?'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."

"Help! Set me free!"

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"Mine works flexitime too"

Thanks TSA

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

'It's the only way I can get to see you.'

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

'He's not in, but I'll see if he's out.'

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'