Master Scheduler Gifts

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Am I the first one here?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Is he expecting you?'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."

"Help! Set me free!"

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Thanks TSA

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"Mine works flexitime too"

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

'It's the only way I can get to see you.'

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Aaack! How did an unscheduled hour get on your calendar? This will not look good on your college application."

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

Running out of time

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

'Is whenever I damn please good for you?'