Casual Scheduler Gifts

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Snail Racing

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."