Casual Scheduler Pillows

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Snail Racing

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."