Scheduling Manager Gifts

Good luck without an appointment. They'll never let you through.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Is he expecting you?'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."