Scheduling Manager Pillows

Good luck without an appointment. They'll never let you through.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

Time Clock

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Is he expecting you?'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!