Schedule Master Pillows

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'Please excuse my Mom. She's a control freak!'

'Am I the first one here?'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'It's the only way I can get to see you.'

'I have a very hectic schedule. Do you have a minute-by-minute daily planner?'

"Aaack! How did an unscheduled hour get on your calendar? This will not look good on your college application."

'Your 2:33 appointment is here....'

"You're late!"

"Help! Set me free!"

Valley trash

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting