Schedule Strategist Gifts

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"A coronary ?...let me see, I could just about fit one in around September, next year."

"Juggling our schedules with me in school and you working full-time is just too difficult."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Realistic Timetable

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'Since the schedule reorganizing, we haven't yet figured out what to do with Harris.'

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

Internet dating may become addictive....

'I've got nothing to do and not enough time to do it.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Mary Evans - Public Relations 9 to 5, Private Relations 6 to 12

TV Program Guide. Hang on a second, let me check my appointment book.

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

I believe the facts will show I'm the only candidate who knew the correct date of this debate.

Life Tetris

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes