Routine Strategist Gifts

I want to develop a routine. It'll make me more interesting. How so? A person who regularly does the same things at the same time is boring. Either that, or he's establishing an alibi to cover for nefarious deeds he's controlling from a distance using apps on a disposable smart phone. I bet you're wondering what my other hand's doing under this table right now. Never say that sentence again in life.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Internet Cafe.

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Life Tetris

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"Synchronized sitting"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'