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Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Internet Cafe.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Life Tetris

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'I've got a tight schedule.'