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"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I AM at my usual position."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Sidewalk the game

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'Never say never.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Benchwarmer coach.

Stand in the Q.