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'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Punishment for the kicker.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Never say never.'

Sidewalk the game

Martin Jol

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Benchwarmer coach.

Nigel Adkins