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'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Punishment for the kicker.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"We're making progress."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Never say never.'

Martin Jol

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'