Linear Strategist Gifts

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I AM at my usual position."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"We're making progress."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Never say never.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'