Stationary Strategist Gifts

Hierarchy In The Junk Drawer

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Otto von Bismarck

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

Killing time, and vice versa....

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

Biro Security

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

'This is the third time we've restructured and just realized we're back where we started.'

Donkey Fights

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'