Stationary Bike Strategist Gifts

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Standard And P****d.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Pelobong

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Stock market books.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Wall Street Investing.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

To Stock Exchange

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

'Economist'