Stationary Bike Strategist Pillows

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Pelobong

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Wall Street Investing.

To Stock Exchange

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'Economist'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''