Stationary Biking Pillows

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Pelobong

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"You make a great point."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Stationary bicycles.

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

"The table of stationers would like to send you their compliment slips."

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Stationary mountain bike.

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

Ladies in Lycra

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

"Are these suspension files?"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

"They call it a pencil sharpener. I think it's where we weaponize these wooden sticks."

'Recreational cycling is such fun!'

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

Cyclists mistake.

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

Exercise Bike

My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

"Sorry, I can't take any work home. My briefcase if full of office supplies for my kids."

Your daily office challenge.