Stationary Biking Gifts

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Pelobong

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"You make a great point."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Stationary bicycles.

Gym office in-out trays: Scrawny Brawny.

"The table of stationers would like to send you their compliment slips."

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Stationary mountain bike.

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Are these suspension files?"

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

Ladies in Lycra

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

'Recreational cycling is such fun!'

Biro Security

"They call it a pencil sharpener. I think it's where we weaponize these wooden sticks."

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

Cyclists mistake.

Exercise Bike

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

"Sorry, I can't take any work home. My briefcase if full of office supplies for my kids."