Stationary Gifts

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

Your daily office challenge.

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Dip Pen

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

2B or not 2B

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"Pencil eraser."

Pelobong

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Company Ink.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.