Stationary Pillows

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

Your daily office challenge.

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Stationery Shop

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Dip Pen

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Company Ink.

"Pencil eraser."

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

2B or not 2B

Pelobong

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"You make a great point."