Stationary Lover Pillows

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Moon and Star

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"You make a great point."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Modern Charm

Artist and chiken

"Ground score!"

John Wycliffe

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Have a safe trip!"

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

5-hour relationship drug.

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"