Stationary Lover Mugs

Biro Security

Speed Dating for Turtles

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Moon and Star

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Nutflix

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"You make a great point."

Friday night was always sext night.

Modern Charm

Artist and chiken

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Ground score!"

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

John Wycliffe

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Have a safe trip!"

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

5-hour relationship drug.